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Dear Charlini


Untitled work by Bernardo Maac


Dear Charlini,


You mentioned that because you haven't had the chance to leave the house since last year, you have turned into an antisocial muck, feeding on the resources of your folks. You're in your mid-twenties now, a phase in life when you're expected to be independent and enjoying lots of sex and booze, but because this damned government still fails to offer help or, at least, some inspiration to its citizens, I bet, just like all the other bougie stuck at home, your will to carry on fulfilling goals may be dwindling. My only advice is for you to keep these goals but do adjust your work pace. Don't beat yourself up when you feel like you didn't exert as much effort as before in accomplishing your tasks. Times have changed. Even if we get out of this crisis alive, we cannot go back to the way things were. As young adults, it is our primary duty to motivate the new generation to revaluate all their values or, as Father Friedrich puts it, to transvaluate all values. There is no use maintaining old ways knowing that these ways have failed us in the past. Damn I wanted to keep this light instead I'm starting to yak about philosophy.


Change topic. I know you said that you're straight, but why do you enjoy watching lesbian porn? I tried watching too. Admittedly, it did tickle my bi-curiosity. Don't get me wrong, I still prefer men, but watching those was so much more stimulating than watching hetero sex. I'd pay a man or, better yet, teach a man to lick me like that. Brings me back to the good ol days of sexual exploration. I remember my friend/co-worker, Jizel, a beautiful exotic chocolate woman. She was one of the first women I made out with. Tho it was a one time thing, kissing her was definitely worth it. It is an understatement to say that kissing Jizel felt like getting shocked by an electric eel. No wonder men find two women making out highly erotic. Women are very good kissers, often very sensual and soft yet electrifying. You should really consider (at least) kissing a woman before settling down with a man. It'll awaken your sexual fluidity. It'll be a shame if you keep it pent up for good. I think humans are naturally fluid. Girls are just more open about their fluidity than guys (or maybe just the straight guys here in the Philippines who are so cocksure about their sexuality).


Sincerely,

Shtikx


P.S. A huge shout-out to the alien who introduced me to @bernardomaac's paintings. Check out his art now.


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